Stacey Appreciation Day?! I’ll see you all at Costco!

August 9, 2011 § 14 Comments


Do you have a Stacey Graham in your life? Have you told her you loved her today? Have you thanked her for all the work she does? Wait. What? You don’t have a Stacey Graham in your life? Well…that’s lame.

Everybody needs to get themselves a Stacey. They should by her in bulk at Costco. But a higher end Costco because she’s fancy like that. I know what you’re all saying: “How much Stacey does one really need? I should buy her in bulk? Does this dress make me look fat?”

The answer: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH STACEY. SHE EDITS YOUR STUFF. SHE RUNS THE ERMAS IN TIP TOP SHAPE. EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH MAKES JASON TUDOR GIGGLE LIKE A GIRLY MAN. STOCK UP AND PUT HER IN EVERY PANTRY YOU CAN FIND. AND THAT DRESS IS SUPER DUPER FLATTERING!

 You must first load her into your buggy. Put her face in your hands (gently, she doesn’t like to be pulled), look deep into her eyes and say, “Thank you for sitting in my buggy. I hear you do beautiful things. The Ermas really seem to like you.”

And we do.

Then give her a snack to munch on while you do the rest of your shopping. She likes cheese.

When you get to the check out, grab some gum. After your Stacey is scanned, you might get a bit of sticker shock (she’s high class – no cheapo’s please), but you get a lot of bang for your buck (and no, that isn’t a euphamism for anything).

Thanks to Stacey for loving us and keeping us in line. She runs a great show at An Army of Ermas and has a few Non Fiction projects like THE GIRL’S GHOST HUNTING GUIDE and ZOMBIE TAROT out in 2012. I am overwhelmed by all that she does and all that she GIVES of herself. 

If you’d like to read other Stacey love letters, some of the other Ermas have them up on their blogs. Click the magical bold names below. *waves hand*

Adam Slade

Angie Mansfield

Amy A. Mullis

Beth Bartlett

Janna Qualman

Jason Tudor

Jennifer Commons Cadell

Melanie Hooyenga

Melissa Hollern

Patti Wiggington

Pauline Campos

Sara Spock-Carlson

Terri Lynn Coop

Tricia Ferreira Gillepsie

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